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Ok everyone

By jacobo, on 2007-8-22 at 14:53, under Debian, 1,001 ways to kill Debian

Now, who leaked debian-private to Randall Munroe?

Bike sheds

By jacobo, on 2007-6-13 at 01:03, under 1,001 ways to kill Debian

I had prepared a modified version of this photo, making each bike shed door a different color, and with labels on them saying “KB”, “MiB”, “Tb”, “Gib”, etc.

(It was in reference to this thread, in case you were wondering).

But then I noticed that the original photo had a CC by-nc-nd license, which means that derivative works are forbidden without permission. I could have asked for it, but when/if I received it, it would already be too late for the joke.

So, no modified photo for you. And how does something on which you cannot base your own work be a part of any sort of “Creative Commons”?

Dunt thank

By jacobo, on 2006-10-27 at 15:17, under 1,001 ways to kill Debian

Julien: “ask and ye shall receive”.

Anthony Towns on a dunk-tank

I took the liberty of preempting Jaldhar’s GIMPing of a piece of headwear on the photo (no, contrary to popular belief, it’s not a wasps’ nest) ;-)

Original found in this LWN article.

The Debian ministry of information

By jacobo, on 2006-9-21 at 16:24, under 1,001 ways to kill Debian

The GR to end all GRs? The mother of all GRs?

Riña a garrotazos (Goya)

This is, like, amazing.

DebConf6 rules or rules for DebConf6

By jacobo, on 2006-5-11 at 16:38, under 1,001 ways to kill Debian

Apparently DebConfers are misbehaving. I think signage should be distributed around the vacational centre. Here is my contribution, to be put on top of the 10-metre diving board. Or by the pool.

Warning: No computers or electronics past this point
Click on the thumbnail for the good stuff.

Remedy

By jacobo, on 2006-1-18 at 01:42, under 1,001 ways to kill Debian

This over-the-counter medicament may help us in the future. When someone’s behavior suggests they may be in need of it, feel free to suggest it to them (this includes me).

Morempathicine, 12 suppositories

This is the European box. By clicking on the image, you will see the Engrish version…

Solutions

By jacobo, on 2006-1-13 at 00:48, under 1,001 ways to kill Debian

One possible way to bridge the gap between Debian and Ubuntu:

Mark Shuttleworth for DEMDFOYO (Democratically Elected Malevolent DPL For One Year Only)

It’s funnier because it’s theoretically possible.

Forecast

By jacobo, on 2005-12-19 at 14:32, under General, Debian, 1,001 ways to kill Debian

I can definitely see that, when Wesnoth 1.1 is out, it will cause a new decrease in productivity in Debian.

Wesnoth and Sudoku combined!

PS: Not really. Fhew!

PPS: Other suggestions were: Frozen Wesnoth, Frozen Budoku, or worse: Wesnoth Budoku.

Early campaigning

By jacobo, on 2005-11-12 at 19:01, under Debian, 1,001 ways to kill Debian

Vote Amaya for DPL'2006

Now I’ll need to hide from her for a couple of days weeks months. :-)

The real threat for Debian

By jacobo, on 2005-11-3 at 21:06, under Debian, 1,001 ways to kill Debian

Gentoo took our users away. Then Ubuntu drove away the developers.

Now, this will take Debian out of its misery.

Gentu

If you weren’t concerned, now you should be.